Rings of Power, S1 E4

I think I’ve got one more episode in me tonight.

• Ok, I think we can skip the intro this time.
• BABIES!
• Ruh roh. Rumbling is bad.
• The leaves blowing in, that’s not foreshadowing at all.
• OH SHIT, that’s a fucking WAVE.
• Oh, a dream. Damn. 
• Al-Pharazôn, it’s not the elves you need to worry about.
• Who is this dude who’s got the hots to Ëarion?
• Lady, you’re speaking to the wrong people about fighting against Sauron. 
• Oh snap, Galadriel.
• Oh DARN, I’m off the Sea Guard! Oh wait, my friends too.
• Ok, so that’s Adar. But WTF is he?
• Every village from here to… Orodruin!
• I see Theo’s still got that janky sword. 
• Disa is lying, isn’t she.
• Haha, yes, yes she is.
• So wait, where is Durin living currently? Because Elrond and Celebrimbor were in Lindon with Gil-Galad, right? And now he’s magically with Durin in Khazad-dûm? 
  • Ohhhhhh, were Elrond and Celebrimbor already living in Eregion? That would make WAY more sense.
• It is mithril. I knew it!
• Pace, pace, pace, pace, pace
• This dude is definitely Sauron. “Figure out what she fears most, give her what she needs to master it, and then master her.” Yep, that sounds just about right.
• PALANTIR
• “I will not second-guess the gods.” Ummmm, that is precisely why Númenor fell. What the hell were the writers thinking with that line?
• “Where’s Theo?” “I fucking left him because the sun went behind a cloud.”
• Yes, go through the center of town where it’s lit up. Good job, kid.
• What happened to Theo’s leg?
• Oh, that smirk. He’s boned.
• ARONDIR SAVES THE DAY THEO
• More Legolasery – really? Grabbing an arrow out of the air?
• Bronwyn, what are you thinking???
• Here comes the sun, doo doo doodoo! Crispy orcs, coming right up!
• Is this a dwarf funeral?
• Damn, she’s got a set of lungs on her. She’s making the whole place rumble.
• Oh, not a funeral. Good.
• In this episode: Daddy issues
• LOL, Elrond and Durin.
• Awwww, Durin’s dad is a good dude.
• Theo, maybe you should tell someone about your janky sword.
• Ok creepy old Sauron-worshipping guy.
• Galadriel is big mad at Míriel.
• More petals from the white tree. FORESHADOWING.
• Wait, what the fuck is going on? Míriel didn’t go to Middle-earth, Pharazôn did. And it wasn’t to bring Galadriel back to the elves, it was to fuck up Sauron.

Ok, I’m confused at where this is heading.