Yeah, yeah, I know I said “one more” two episodes ago. Shut up.
Liveblog for initial watch-through of Rings of Power S1 E6
I’ve put my initial thoughts as I was watching in the main bullets, and then pulled out any additional info I added afterward into sub-bullets.
Needless to say, spoilers abound.
- Ok, that’s bad-ass armor. And gnarly nails. The fuck did he just plant?
- They’re going to bring the tower down on them, aren’t they.
- Hahahaha nice. No way Adar snuffed it though.
- Awww, Isildur’s face when he saw Middle-earth for the first time.
- This should be interesting, a bunch of villagers against an army of orcs.
- Oh, Bronwyn’s gonna die, isn’t she.
- One of the Valar watches over growing things. Yeah, Yavanna. I wonder if her name is a Silmarillion only thing.
- That’s, uh, that’s still a lot of orcses.
- How about a little fire, scarecrow?
- Where the fuck did THAT orc come from???
- Oh that guy is tall.
- Legolasery isn’t saving Arondir this time 🙁
- Oh nevermind, it is.
- Ewwwwww gross
- Where TF is Adar?
- Oh NOOOO, it was all their own people
- RUT ROH, that’s not good
- A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing?
- Let’s pull this arrow out of your flesh as slowly as possible.
- Jesus that’s a lot of blood.
- Yeah, because burning the skin will definitely stop all of the internal bleeding.
- There’s Adar.
- Númenoreans outta fuckin’ nowhere! And just in the nick of time!
- Maybe.
- THEEEEOOOOOOO. He’s not going to let you live even if you give the janky sword to him.
- OK, they are here in the nick of time! YEAH!!!
- Chains! Who knew, right?
- NOOOOOOO BEREK
- Ok, we’re getting Adar and Halbrand to the same place. Maybe Halbrand wasn’t Sauron but becomes him when Adar is killed?
- Wait, where the fuck did Halbrand come from?
- Moriondor? There’s a word I haven’t heard before.
- Ok, Halbrand has got to be Sauron. “Remember me?” “I split him in two. I killed Sauron.” Right? Right?
- Shit Galadriel, that’s fucking cold.
- “Uruk.” LOL
- Ooooo, they like each other!
- Oh come on, cock block!
- Ok, so Halbrand’s a king now.
- The fuck? How the hell did old creepy Morgoth-worshipping dude get janky sword?
- Ohhhhhhhh right, Adar gave it to him and took the fake one with him.
- The fuck the fuck? Why are all these manhole covers blowing?
- That mountain peak must be Orodruin. Wait, how the fuck did it explode like that?
- That volcano has perfect aim.
Ok. So uh, I have no idea where we’re going with this.
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