Liveblog for initial watch-through of Rings of Power S1 E7
I’ve put my initial thoughts as I was watching in the main bullets, and then pulled out any additional info I added afterward into sub-bullets.
Needless to say, spoilers abound.
- Well that’s got to suck.
- NOT THE HORSEY
- Let’s not help that dude who’s on fire.
- Welp, sucks to be that guy.
- That apple ain’t going to be any good, y’all.
- That is an ex-tree. Sorry, dude (Gandalf?).
- Elrond is a master bargainer.
- Oh, nevermind.
- I like Disa, but her eyes freak me out.
- “Mr. Wonka?” *returns
Everlasting Gobstoppermithril* - Oh shit, that rock made the leaf boo boo go away! HEALED BY THE POWAH OF (checks notes) ROCK AND ROLL*!
- Oh kid, ain’t no one grabbing Galadriel’s sword.
- Oh no, not Isildur who I know survives because he’s important later!
- But they’re orcs!
- OH SHIT, SON. See? No one grabs it, they have to be offered.
- Whoa, she almost poked her eye out!
- Uhhhhhh, ain’t no smoke here, lady.
- No, no you don’t see. *rimshot*
- Greenwood!!!
- I really wish this guy (Gandalf?) would talk.
- An apple? For meeeeeee?
- That’s why he likes hobbits. (And he hasn’t even had their weed yet.)
- Yes, good good, squash your dreams like the other hobbits, that’s a girl.
- Wait, what? Celeborn dead? I press X to doubt.
- Oh Galadriel, don’t “Everything happens for a reason” him.
- Fuckin’ orcs.
- Let’s talk at our normal volumes with the orcs meters away!
- OH shit, Durin’s gonna tell him his secret name!
- … blast.
- OH SHIIIIIIIIIT, what’s in there?
- Oh Daddy Durin’s BIG MAD.
- Oh snap, Elrond stole
fizzy lifting drinksmithril! - No son of mine will be friends with an elf!
- Ohhhh shit, you been disinherited, dude. Durin III is a diiiiiick.
- No Poppyyyyyyy
- They’re asshole elves. Elfholes.
- Well that’s that, then. WTF, elfholes?
- Horsey’s trying to tell you something, Elendil!
- Way to victim blame, asshole.
- OH NO NOT MOM
- *Whew*
- We wrapped her eyes because she’s blind. Because did you know she’s blind? She’s blind.
- Come on, Numénor wasn’t your fault, Galadriel.
- Poor hobbitses.
- HarFEET!
- This hobbit looks like Mel Gibson.
- Of course you’re going alone. And I’m going with you!
- Oooo Pelargir!
- Oh Halbrand (Secret Sauron?) is back!
- This wound need Elvis medicine. Uh huh.
- So wait, he really is king? I thought he was making that shit up.
- Ohhhh right, king of the southlands. This guy is Sauron, isn’t he.
- I AM A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE
- Are they going to off Durin III?
- BALROG OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE!!!
- Balrogs *hate* leaves.
- Adar is going to be fucked when Sauron/Halbrand shows up.
- FUCKING MORDOR
* I’m so sorry.