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Rings of Power, S1 E7

Liveblog for initial watch-through of Rings of Power S1 E7

I’ve put my initial thoughts as I was watching in the main bullets, and then pulled out any additional info I added afterward into sub-bullets.

Needless to say, spoilers abound.

  • Well that’s got to suck.
  • NOT THE HORSEY
  • Let’s not help that dude who’s on fire.
  • Welp, sucks to be that guy.
  • That apple ain’t going to be any good, y’all.
  • That is an ex-tree. Sorry, dude (Gandalf?).
  • Elrond is a master bargainer. 
  • Oh, nevermind.
  • I like Disa, but her eyes freak me out.
  • “Mr. Wonka?” *returns Everlasting Gobstopper mithril*
  • Oh shit, that rock made the leaf boo boo go away! HEALED BY THE POWAH OF (checks notes) ROCK AND ROLL*! 
  • Oh kid, ain’t no one grabbing Galadriel’s sword.
  • Oh no, not Isildur who I know survives because he’s important later!
  • But they’re orcs!
  • OH SHIT, SON. See? No one grabs it, they have to be offered.
  • Whoa, she almost poked her eye out!
  • Uhhhhhh, ain’t no smoke here, lady.
  • No, no you don’t see. *rimshot*
  • Greenwood!!!
  • I really wish this guy (Gandalf?) would talk.
  • An apple? For meeeeeee?
  • That’s why he likes hobbits. (And he hasn’t even had their weed yet.)
  • Yes, good good, squash your dreams like the other hobbits, that’s a girl.
  • Wait, what? Celeborn dead? I press X to doubt.
  • Oh Galadriel, don’t “Everything happens for a reason” him.
  • Fuckin’ orcs.
  • Let’s talk at our normal volumes with the orcs meters away!
  • OH shit, Durin’s gonna tell him his secret name!
  • … blast.
  • OH SHIIIIIIIIIT, what’s in there?
  • Oh Daddy Durin’s BIG MAD.
  • Oh snap, Elrond stole fizzy lifting drinks mithril!
  • No son of mine will be friends with an elf!
  • Ohhhh shit, you been disinherited, dude. Durin III is a diiiiiick. 
  • No Poppyyyyyyy
  • They’re asshole elves. Elfholes.
  • Well that’s that, then. WTF, elfholes?
  • Horsey’s trying to tell you something, Elendil!
  • Way to victim blame, asshole.
  • OH NO NOT MOM
  • *Whew*
  • We wrapped her eyes because she’s blind. Because did you know she’s blind? She’s blind.
  • Come on, Numénor wasn’t your fault, Galadriel.
  • Poor hobbitses.
  • HarFEET!
  • This hobbit looks like Mel Gibson.
  • Of course you’re going alone. And I’m going with you!
  • Oooo Pelargir!
  • Oh Halbrand (Secret Sauron?) is back!
  • This wound need Elvis medicine. Uh huh.
  • So wait, he really is king? I thought he was making that shit up.
  • Ohhhh right, king of the southlands. This guy is Sauron, isn’t he.
  • I AM A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE
  • Are they going to off Durin III?
  • BALROG OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE!!!
  • Balrogs *hate* leaves.
  • Adar is going to be fucked when Sauron/Halbrand shows up.
  • FUCKING MORDOR

* I’m so sorry.

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