What’s the deal with the three Elven rings of power?
Cue Seinfeld joke here. But seriously, we know that the Elves have three rings of power, and that they’ve been…
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Who was Celebrimbor, anyway?
Celebrimbor was one of the greatest of the Elven smiths, save only maybe for his grandpappy FĂ«anor (dick). But who…
Holy post explosion, Batman!
Regular readers (as if I had any regular readers, lol) might be asking “What’s with all the posts lately?” I…
New Twitter logo just dropped…
Had some fun with Photoshop today, lol.
Why The Hobbit Movies are Crap
Lest you think I save up all of my enmity for the Hobbit movies for my blog, I would like…
What made Melkor such a shithead?
Melkor was one of the most powerful of the Ainur. But why did he turn into such a shithead and…
Hey, hey, remember that time when sea shanties took over the socials?
Because of course I had to. đ
Rings of Power, S1 E2
Ok. I’m finally getting around to watching the next episode. Here we go! Liveblog for initial watch-through of Rings of…
Rebel Badges
In February 2023, two of my very, very close friends and I started a journey of self-improvement by working on…
FĂ«anor was a dick, y’all.
He may have been super skilled, but FĂ«anor might just have been the biggest dick in the history of Middle…